Pretty much just realizing that all the fruits I had to get fast so I actually had something to eat are the start of a bad joke.
Alright, this post is brought to you by starving first week allergy people everywhere. Are you still almost eating forbidden foods? Is your stomach rumbling, missing all the delicious meals you used to eat? Do your big bountiful feasts look like this?
If your new idea of a ‘fancy’ entree is now cucumber stuffed pepper… then you need a handy-dandy allergy free cookbook. Yes, a cookbook.
And suppose you’ve been living off nothing but turkey and ham for a week and really want to find an alternative protein source now that eggs and peanuts are no longer on the menu? Look no further than the alternative meat section! It offers delicious options like frog, turtle, alligator, rattlesnake, ostrich, emu, pigeon, kangaroo, bear, lion, caribou, antelope, yack, American bison… Wait a second…
I have food allergies NOT exotic meat cravings! What kind of a cookbook is this?! I’m pretty sure half of that is illegal or protected or endangered. Not to mention over the top expensive. Goodbye super old cookbook of weird.
Lesson of the day, make sure to get a cookbook from this century that actually has foods you can eat. Like one with a pretty blue cover and nice photos on the front. Yes, I think that is the cookbook for me.
A.J.
Milk, Eggs, And Nuts Oh My! 